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Friday, June 8th, 2007:  Series Overhauls, Part 1
Have you ever looked at an existing game or series and said "Heck, I could have done better than that"?  Well, if you have, then perhaps you are an egomanical little worm.  Or, maybe you're just like me.  Either way, I decided to write an article about it.  The jumping-off point for me was the Zelda series, which -- as lovely as it is -- is getting a touch formulaic and repetitive.  It's a series that could use a change -- a BIG change, and in today's article I'm going to suggest a few ways that such a change could be manifested.  I originally wanted to write about other game series as well, but the Zelda part went for so long that we're going to have to split things up a bit.  As for this time, it's all about the Zelda.  Enjoy!



Wednesday, May 30th, 2007: A History of Videogames
Wow, I'm getting really bad at updating this site, eh?  Well, the wait is finally over and I've a doozy of a pickle for you this time.  It's probably my longest article yet, but it's about videogames, so it's got to be good, right.  This is my own personal history of videogames, as I have lived it.  It's all about how the shit went down, how the shit hit the fan, and whetever other colloquialisms contain the word "shit."  A warning to Nintendo fans, however: you will get a kick in the groin on this one, so try not to get too hissy.



Friday, April 6th, 2007: A Long-Awaited Update!
Sorry, folks.  It's been a whole frickin' month since the last article.  But never fear, I have a new batch of nonsense all fried up and ready to go.  Today's article deals with a shocking revelation announced by DC Comics recently.  But it doesn't really matter what the article is about, does it?  You already know it's going to be a lot of half-insane griping anyway.  All the more reason to click your way in there and see me go hog wild.  What else have you got to do today, go to work?  Pffft, I don't think so.



Tuesday, March 6th, 2007:  Site Updates Aplenty!
Some rather hefty updates to the site's interface went up today!  Check out the new menu at the top.  It now sports three new sections that weren't previously there.
First of all, I've been asked to have some way for readers to give their input, so I've whipped up a little Message Board that y'all should find real handy.
Second, there's an Omake section, which contains bonus crap that doesn't quite qualify as one of my regular articles.
Third, a section for Links to other websites that I think are worth checking out.  ...when you've already read everything on Dragon Power!, of course.
Since these sections have been created only recently, their content is a little sparse right now.  I've tossed a couple of items into each for now, but you can keep checking them out later on, or keep an eye on the News page for future updates.



Friday, March 2nd, 2007:  Worst Emoticons Ever!
Ever wanted to see some of the poorest excuses for emoticons ever made?  Of course you haven't.  But, that's unfortunately all we have for you in today's article, so just grin and bear it, or there will be no dessert for you.  Now, get cracking on this baby, at least it's short.



Wednesday, February 14th, 2007:  Final Fantasy VI Dramatis Personae

Final Fantasy VI came out for Gameboy Advance a little while ago, and I snatched it up like a dingo stealing a baby.  Much in the same way that reference is out-of-date, I have written a fine, out-of-date article about my thoughts on Final Fantasy VI.  More specifically, it's about who I'd get to play each character if the game ever became a movie.  Consider that your Valentine's Day present, I guess.  Hopefully a few of you out there have played the game before, or else this really isn't going to be your cup of tea.  Next time I'll write something cool, really!



Saturday, February 10th, 2007:  Jack Layton VS ATM Machines
NDP leader Jack "the iron moustache" Layton has recently made a public announcement regarding his dislike of ATM service charges.  I recently made a public announcement regarding what a silly boy I think he's being.  Click here for details.  Click here to make a damn fool of yourself (if the link doesn't work immediately, trying clicking repeatedly, it could take a while).



Thursday, February 8th, 2007:  Sega, Nintendo, Apple, and the WiiPod
Good news for those of you who like the videogames, because today's reason for gettin' me all fired-up has to do with political mudslinging in game and computer advertisements.  It's not a laugh riot like whatever the hell this thing is, but it's something I think is rather amusing in a dry sort of way.



Tuesday, February 6th, 2007:  All Your Browser Are Belong to Me!!

Why, you lucky scruds.  Today marks the debut of Dragon Power!, my personal rant line and drainage ditch of the psyche.
Not too sure what to expect from this place?  Take a look at this handy FAQ I've written to get us started.