One would have to suppose that I am about to fly off on a tangent to anything else that has appeared on this site. Well that is exactly what is happening.
Over the years of playing with computers and blowing them up on occasions, I decided that it was time to share some of the items, images, and assorted file types that my fellow web surfers have sent on to me.
The image below typifies me trying to decide just what the hell to throw your way. PowerPoint presentations come thick and fast from friends, others are my own work, and one in particular is the culmination of an experience of a life time, a trip through Central Australia in 1976 with a group of Tasmanians and one Western Victorian from Portland who pedaled a Suzuki (540cc two stroke) 4WD all the way around the trip. This vehicle never gave an ounce of trouble which is more than can be said for some of the other vehicles. So in due course this HUGE file will be uploaded for all to see. When it does appear be patient with the up load, or save the file and view at your leisure. More on that later.
Take a look at the image. The white board was a great place for my friends (a term used very loosely) would leave messages aimed at myself. If I felt the need, they got a reply, all being a part of the fun experienced at the Burnie Online Access Centre. The photo is yet another one taken by Damien Smith "The Li'l Worry Wart."
The wags abound don't they. The Italian influence takes over here in the mind of the person who developed these images. Like Spaghetti? Love it you say? Try slurping rope hawsers believe me they are not the best meal available in a port precinct.
What do you do when some one comes to a shoe repair business and asks if you
can repair the soles of his shoes? The first comment is "Let's have a look at them."
Now what is the answer when you see this?
(How far can you run in these?) The latest version of footwear for the 2007 "The Skilled Burnie Ten."
I always had hopes of going into business of some sort. So why not get into some
one else's?
Pepé Le Pew is my right hand man (Skunk or Stunk dependant on his job and attitude at the time.)
Who has any intentions of flying somewhere at the week end? Would you seriously consider flying with this airline? Just a quick way to go bust, or the fast method of waste disposal and dissipation of greenhouse emissions.
Where did I get all this outhouse imagery? You may well ask, cos I'm not saying.
Did I ever tell you that I occasionally have a bath?
Well I am just proving a point to show that in fact I do.
After the above images displayed, I think I need one. That's me in the tub.
He could not stand and allow outsiders to rubbish his home state in any way, shape, or form.
He will be long remembered by us all for his standing up against the odds to achieve results that others gave up on.
If you look closely at the image you see a Prime Minister, a Treasurer, and other familiar characters to whom he took the big stick to. These were the advantages of holding the balance of power in the Senate of the Commonwealth of Australia.
So how about some more idiotic humour. Somewhere in the south of this Island State there some one with a warped sense of the ridiculous. When I first heard about this site, I just shrugged it off, then curiosity got the better of me and I thought to hell with it waste a few minutes and check it out. Now I'm asking you to do the same thing. When you get in there check out the Explore Tasmania page. http://www.blue-rocket.com.au and chase the dots with the rocket around the screen while it loads up on Dial up mode. NOW LAUGH DAMN IT ALL!
It seemed like a good idea to give the pollies a run, and who should become the 26th Prime Minister of Australia? The Hon. Kevin Rudd MHR. Now the picture says it all. Will Kevin 07 honour his pledges especially in relation to the above promise but provide up to date state of the art computers?
We will wait and see.
I can't say I have ever been in this situation, but I certainly know some that have. For those who don't know James Boag, he was the original brewer of ales and beer in Northern Tasmania and their 2006-2007 marketing strategy was to use a scantily clad nubile young lady in some suggestive poses using Mercedes Benz cars, and high rise buildings. I think there is some kind of message in the text of the image though.
The one thing that is so obvious, is the fact that her ladyship must need glasses. He is not pushing up daisies, but mushrooms. I hope you didn't think it was something else.
If you can't smile, then leave it to the birds to do it for you. Now before you start criticising the fact that it is a fake, please don't because it is just that. One of many thousands that are to be found on the internet manipulated in Photoshop.Pro or similar programs.
This is meant to be a hint!
(I'm waiting for the stuff of interest from you the surfers of the internet).
Kind regards,
John "The Old Goat."
"With out your imagination,
You will never make the world laugh."