Since to onset of the wars in the Middle East every one involved has felt like they were in a swamp full of Croc’s. The only thing is the depth of the swamp, and the number of crocodiles in it.

 

Then to overcome any problem with illegal immigrants emanating from Iraq and surrounding countries, they have developed a new unique passport camera. Guaranteed to work every time a “film” is loaded.

 

Now how about something a little bit more ridiculous.

 

 

Above: Talk about a play on words, this has to take the cake.

 

Have you ever been dogged by bad luck? Obviously these guys have, and they didn’t take long to work out what the problem was.

 

Guess who was collared.

Don’t think any comment is required. The sleazy dog’s face says it all.

 

Would this be classified as justifiable or premeditated homicide? Could he plead that he thought it was a hair dryer? Who knows, much less who cares.

 

Oh dear, oh dear what next. A stool for the boys (I think). Well in this day and age they design everything for women. Give the guys a break for goodness sake.

 

BUGGER! The fish that got away, or, maybe this be a catfish?

 

You have to be brain dead or s..t scared to take this game on. Now which is it for the passenger on the front outfit. My money is on the later, or he has been dragging his bum in the mud.

 

Oh no not the Lamborghini!!!! When you can afford a car of this magnitude a tape measure across the bonnet may be of help to the wife, girlfriend, or mistress. Explaining it to the insurance company would be interesting.

 

Now for a word from our sponsors for the blondes amongst us...Sploot!!

 

 

How to divide $750,843.57 into two equal parts.....

 

 

It sure isn't a Ferrari, so just what the hell is it? No matter what it was the insurance company would not be impressed with the claim.

 

 

This is meant to be a hint!
(I'm waiting for the stuff of interest from you the surfers of the internet).

jayemonline@yahoo.com.au

 

 

Kind regards,
John "The Old Goat."

 

"With out your imagination,
You will never make the world laugh."

 

 

 

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